that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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