Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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