this beer tastes like vomit already
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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