I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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