I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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