talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
