How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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