so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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