Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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