You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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