This is not my ceiling
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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