She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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