she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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