just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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