I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Do vagina's smell?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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