The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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