If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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