i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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