I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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