she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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