Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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