Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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