dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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