found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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