Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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