it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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