My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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