Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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