these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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