The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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