there were more penises there than on chat roulette
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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