was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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