I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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