Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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