Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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