I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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