windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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