Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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