I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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