2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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