capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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