This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Shame is for Republicans.
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