You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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