no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i drank out of a bidet.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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