best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I intend to get homeless drunk
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
