i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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