just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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