Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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