As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
love makes seman taste better
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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