You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
