My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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