Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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