it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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