please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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